Total Medals Earned: 18 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 295 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play the game
Defeat the girl boss
Medals Earned: 6/9 (75/325 points)
Open up the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die..
Survive the Blokes and Slimes
Complete the game on "chill" difficulty
Deal the last blow to the sheila boss using your fists
Complete the game on "normal" difficulty
Complete the game on "Spicy" difficulty
Don't get hit once!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/100 points)
You checked out the awards!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/115 points)
Get over 50 shart notes in a song
Clear Safe Space with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Don't Matter to Me with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Stunning and Brave with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Watch It All Fall Down with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Because You're From London with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Clear Get It Out The Door with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.
Quit a song once started
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades